dodging the golfers

to get to my nature place i have 2 choices....i can climb a large metal gate with spiky tops, walk up a little track and cross two sets of railway line. The other is to wait in the undergrowth till the golf course area i need to cross is free of golfers and run across a green to the safety of the woods . Each way has risks..calculated risks....to be honest, i don't see them as risks at all, but i know that in the health and safety mad world we live in now some people would cry out RISK RISK RISK!! Ha HA! Depending on my mood, i make my choice.Sundays are a good day for the railway option, as there are hardly any trains, but other days the line can get busyish so a little more care is needed to cross...(now if any railway law types are looking at this, i could be making this whole thing up!! lol..i read once of someone putting in a blog about taking LSD and was charged because they admitted it in writing! so if i choose the railway route, I look left and right! and if nothing is coming, run across like an agile rabbit...get to the long grass the other side, through a wire fence and i am home and dry...quick as a flash! the only drawback is that a dog walker may see me climbing over the sharp tipped metal gate and fence! i guess they wouldn't think twice if a kid was doing it, but i am 41..and lets be honest..in our society not many 41 year olds do this sort of thing! ha ha again!! anyway...over i go, whether seen or unseen...so that is the railway option. the golf course one can sometimes be more time consuming, but is generally more fun. If i get there and some golfers are on the green i have to wait...so i watch them from the undergrowth for the opportune moment...soon as they are finished and move on i am over the gate and running...(the jackrabbit again)..and u know what,,they never look back! (too busy keeping an eye on where they have slogged their ball....and the ground is super quiet soft! anyway, i hit the tree line, and i am in my paradise...